Be careful with what you say, it might be misinterpreted

19 Jan, 2008

Many of us have heard about faulty publicity. And it’s very common to be mislead by salespeople with fancy word choice, that are not always true. It’s very important as social spokespersons, to clarify any blurry interpretation.

Thanks to Ateneupopular here are some clever phrases:

Ecological car - a car that pollutes a little less than others.
All the energy that your kids need - fat.
Yogurt that improves your defenses - It’ll lead you straight to the toilet, like all of them do.
The fastest ADSL - In certain places, moments and rates it comes to be the 10th part of the ADSL speed in the rest of Europe.
Easy money - Easy debt.
Light - it’s still food, it still makes you fatter.
New saving pack - less quantity, same price.
Made with fresh ingredients - Made with ingredients.
Trust our experience - We need money.
Your calls for 0 dollars - Your calls at 0 dollars, who ever spoke about taxes?
You’ll be 10 years younger - You’ll face will have more fat and you’ll disguise more your wrinkles.
Free hotel nights - Mandatory consumption at the hotel for at least $40.00 USD.
Whatever you need - What you don’t need.
Just what you need - What you don’t want.